Sarcasm: soup style

I t takes a pure genius to perfect the art of whipping up traditional delicacies, most especially  different soups. All the mixing, spicing, boiling and serving require such accuracy and precision unknown to ordinary people, which only geniuses (such as myself) have mastered.

vegetable soup with snails swimming inside

Traditional soups are known for getting the best out of the freshest ingredients and as such, only the gifted have handled these precious recipes, in fear of wrecking balls inform of people who blow up kitchens. In such greatness lies the responsibility of serving the best prepared soups known to traditionalists and maintaining world peace. Several conspiracy theories have been developed to destroy this peace and the deliverance of good home cooking that wont bleach a body's innards, but good always overshadows evil.
These awesome people, these titans, these bearers of the greatest and best kept secrets (using myself as a focal point of course) should be protected and enshrined, as they have in their possession, scrolls and ancient texts which predate man's history, and are the last hope of the common man.

my dad: the master chef :)

Anybody who has had the rare opportunity of eating a well prepared pot of Nsala soup or Okro soup will agree with me that not only should the sages who safely keep these recipes be protected and their awesomeness revered, also monuments should be erected in their honor. They should also be canonized on their deaths.


With love and ogiri,
Yolanda.